Welcome to the seventh edition of "What if a Small Thing Changed?" This
is the weekly segment that asks the question, 'what if a small thing
changed?' By asking the question, 'what if a small thing changed?', we
will find out what disastrous or non-consequential things may occur with
the changing of a small and simple thing. If you have not followed so
far, I would like you to look for lamer labours; like licking ladybugs.
For this edition, the heptial of this blog,
we don't need to look anywhere else, just this blog! Kendall has suggested that this edition
should
focus on changes (a very interesting focus Ms. Kendall, have
a point for awaking my wonderings). Now, this is a subject in which I am well knowledged (yeah, I made a new word, deal with it), and you loyal readers are learning more from me every week.
But what if a small thing changed? What if, one day, small changes became big changes?! In all my wisdom and knowledge, I hold the horrifying
answers. Do you want to know the answers? Do you? DO YOU?!?! Then, read
on...
Firstly, the results would have catastrophic, global ramifications. Nuclear war would come between Canada and Yemen, cows would stop producing milk, and there would be no more pineapples. While these things may be minorly disastrous, we all know of something much worse that would occur, something truly terrifying.
THIS BLOG WOULD CEASE TO EXIST!!! Yes, without the ability for a small change to occur, this blog would have no purpose, no reason, no potatoes. This wonderful collection of literature that changes the life of thirty people on a weekly basis, would die. Not only would this be a terrible loss to the world, but those thirty people will lose the one thing in their life that keeps them sane. Eventually, calamity would ensue and the world would simply implode.
I dread to see the day when the world implodes, where there is no one left to answer the question 'What if a small thing changed?'! So change, for all our sake, all 30 of us, please maintain a level of minority you beautiful thing!
(It's all too late! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZWAqZN-uJo)
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