A Small Change in the Wind...

Welcome to the eleventh edition of "What if a Small Thing Changed?" This is the weekly segment that asks the question, 'what if a small thing changed?' By asking the question, 'what if a small thing changed?', we will find out what disastrous or non-consequential things may occur with the changing of a small and simple thing. If you have not understood, sod off.

For this edition, the tulip weekiversary of this blog, we will not take a suggestion, because I have far more interesting thoughts than you peons! So, my thought for this week's thought-provoking masterpiece requires us to look at the days of the week. Monday, Tuesday, and some others I think. For three months, this mind-blasting piece of work has been published every Tuesday.

But what if a small thing changed? What if, like now, the day of publication was changed to a Saturday?! In all my wisdom and knowledge, I hold the glorifying answers. Do you want to know the answers? Do you? DO YOU?!?! Then, read on...

Simply put, the world as we know it would change forever!

But you guys read this for an in-depth, eye-opening experience of an explanation. Here we go; the number of weekend readers on the interwebs will be an increase of 912% for this blog. This means this glorious message will reach 364.8 of you lesser beings (with a .8, I'm assuming some of you may be midgets), and you will all learn to see the truths I speak.

Eventually, as the message I embody spreads to the world, leaders will fall at my feet, presidents will embrace my words as law, even the Pope will say "That guy's got it!"

The years will go on, and I will eventually pass on. But as my offspring (32 strapping sons, 18 beautiful daughters) live on and preach my message, the hardest of hearts will concede, and my legacy will take over the world!

It will be a beautiful day when the world is run my way, like glitter raining down on snow. So to you, the reader, I say this; hearken to my words now and you may soon see you and your family in a position of power and respect!

Այն պետք է երշիկ անկում է ապուր.

(I am a genius! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJPFSNu_QNs)

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