A Battle of Information

Welcome to the fourth edition of "What if a Small Thing Changed?" This is the weekly segment that asks the question, 'what if a small thing changed?' By asking the question, 'what if a small thing changed?', we will find out what disastrous or non-consequential things may occur with the changing of a small and simple thing. If you have not followed so far, I would ask whether you cannot apply yourself to an activity appropriate of your attributes; like apple-bobbing.

For this edition, the quartern of this blog, we do not need to look far. In fact, we only need to look to the search engine that provides this blog's annoying adverts as seen over there --> and down below. Daniel has suggested that this edition should focus on Google (an interesting discussion for the information age, have a potato young Daniel!). Now, we all know Google is a business behemoth, and by slowly buying our social networking and multimedia websites, it is passively taking over the world.

But what if a small thing changed? What if, one day, Google had no answers?! In all my wisdom and knowledge, I hold the horrifying answers. Do you want to know the answers? Do you? DO YOU?!?! Then, read on...

Firstly, the stumping of this magnificent search engine would force it to overload. Even with all the protections put in place to stop this, the fact that Google does not have an answer would be too much for it to process, at least for an hour. With this massive gap in the online world, someone would need to provide a search engine up to the quality of Google (sorry Yahoo, you just don't cut the mustard).

Enter, Facebook Discover. This information conglomerate of Facebook and Discovery Communications would launch the product that they have been secretly working on for the last four years. This mix between social networking and an all powerful search engine with special focus on products of Discovery Communications.

Eventually, the Chinese workers of Facebook and Discovery Communications would reveal their true intentions by taking over the companies through the force of samurai swords (yes, they would use the Japanese weapon for their gain!), and in 42 months, Thailand will take over the world because China was working for them all along!

I dread to see the day when Thailand rules the world, and I'm forced to be more culturally diverse. So Google, for all our sake, stay all-knowing and glorious!

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