Introduction: Are You Thinking What I'm Thinking B1?

Welcome to the first edition of "What if a Small Thing Changed?" These will be weekly segments that ask the question, 'what if a small thing changed?' By asking the question, 'what if a small thing changed?', we will find out what disastrous or non-consequential things may occur with the changing of a small and simple thing. If you have not followed so far, I would suggest you do something crafted to your intellectual capacity; like colouring.

For this first edition, we must look back to our childhood. Bananas in Pyjamas were a staple in my house during my earlier years. One of the best parts of the program was when B2 would ask the question "Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1?", to which B1 would reply "I think I am B2". The duo would then simultaneously say "It's *insert activity hear* time!"

But what if a small thing changed? What if, one day, the Bananas said different things?! In all my wisdom and knowledge, I hold the horrifying answers. Do you want to the answers? Do you? DO YOU?!?! Then, read on...

The first, and most crucial factor is that the Bananas would begin to argue. Who is right? What time is it? No one would hold the answers. The Bananas would fall out with each other leading this educational program falling to pieces. Children worldwide would lose their faith in educational children's television show. No one would be willing to watch these programs and so the education system for pre-schoolers would crumble. Later on, this generational educational gap would cross into mainstream schools. The pupils would still be bitter towards the concept of learning and, as such, would not take in the knowledge being preached.

As the years go on, these people must enter the workforce. Their lack of education will mean many accidents and deaths in the labour intensive industries. This means that farm work will not be done, leading to a deficiency in nutrition worldwide. Clothing would not be made leading to death by frozition in cold climates, and death by toomuchsunism in hot climates. This will lead to cannibalism and theft for survival, and in 437 years, Peru will take over the world.

I dread to see the day when Peru rules the world. So Bananas, for all our sake, keep thinking alike!

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